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ELVIS LIVES IN TOOELE
Pssst. Have you heard? Elvis lives in Tooele! And just in case you heaven't heard of this comptelety true tale, i'll tell it again for the two hundredth and fifty-second time!
First he got remaried and moved to Utah were no one would find him
second he has three kids.(is this getting exciting or what?)
Thirds (and the shocker)--he owns a Texaco(You can easily spot it when drivng on your way to Wendover tow in SUPER BIG BUCKS!)
Fourth(And this one is tricky!) Elvis broke his leg, and his son broke his arm! (I'm telling you cause that's what everyone told me!)
And finally, he faked his death at the age of 58 (AGAIN!)
My mother's, daughter, son's, friends, sister has this parakeet, whose cousin is ownsed by this girl, who knows this kid, who went to 31 flavorw and met this gal that works at Wal-Mart, whose mother, has a daugther, who has a grandmother, whose sister has a son, who has a girlfriend who read about it in the National Enquirer, so we know that its all 100% true.
Hey, Inquireing minds want to know!
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