NEITH'S BOOK OF POETY AND SILLY STORIES
Pop, Pop Pop!
My toaster goes.
I change the setting from High to low.
Soon my toast will be done...
Mmm mmm good i am hungry for food
I stand and wait for my bread to cook
I wait and wait and wait and wait
Wait, and wait and wait and wait,
wait, and wait and wait and wait some more.
Something is wrong with my toaster i say
I have been waiting for my toast to pop up all day!
I looked inside to see if it was broke
But all i could see was blue grey smoke
All of a sudden to my surpise
it turned into a monster with purple eyes.
I called my neice and nephew too
But they did not have a clue what to do
My brother randy was scared and panicked out of his wits
The dog was hyper and the cat got bit.
my nephew Tommy tried to destoy the unrully beast
He threw his boomerang and hit me in the face.
They rushed me to the hostpital to have my head checked
but they just looked at my would and i danced and i laughted.
Meanwhile back at the ranch the monster invited his freinds.
They camped out reading poetry expecially SIR PATRICK SPENS
When our crew returned from the emerergency room
still no one had a clue what do to
my neice Heather tried attacking it with her tennis racket
but the beast stood there looking too cool in its leather jacket.
I of course had been wathing too much Tv
Just could not sit around letting the evil thing bbe
I turned and faced the mountains and said a short little prayer
and in a blink of an eye the mighty morphing power rangers were there!
The black rangers froggy was every so cute.
But Mr. Alien stopped it to tadepole with a thousand spiked boot!
The red rangers ape was busy monkeying around.
When rocky wasn't looking he got thrown to the next town.
The white ranger's was busy saving my hiney
as usual he succedes so the beast got whinney.
The bear of the yellow ranger stood on all fours.
to bad the blue ranger's wolf tripped it
being excited all the more.
The last zord left was the pink ranger's crane
All the other's were terribly maimmed.
The day ended up saved by none other than kimberly
Her secret known well to every female
she kicked the beast in the groin with her pink ranger knee.
And this day forward it was written in the stars
IF you are having trouble with your toaster
Just kick it real hard
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ITSY BITSY SPIDER
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