NEITH'S BOOK OF POETY AND SILLY STORIES
TIMMY THE COMPLETLY CONFUSED KERNAL OF POPCORN
Hi! My name is Timmy, and I'm a kernal of popcorn! I'm having alot of fun hanging out with my freinds ina big, round ugly jar, but its is so crowded in here, i wish it was not so squishy!
AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The jar jus ttipped over and now some of us are falling out of the jar upside down ( We;re gonnan DIE-E-E!)
Ouch! We just hit the bottom of what looks like a big yellow cage with lots of metal over the place (Luckily i landed on my head!) Now while i try to recover from one rilly horrible headache, i'm going to go look for my freinds.
Okay im back now, did you miss me? I've just found out that there are only 50 of us left (i guess we were captured by aliens!)
Hey! I've just spoted my best freind, lets go see how he is doing after that near death experiance! well,he's fine, By the way where is that loud noise coming from?
Wait a minute, now we are spinning all over the place!
That's weird. its starting to get hot in here! oweee! ouch! My feet feel like they are on fire! Now the room is turning bright red!
Oh my jeepers! My best bud just exploded! Now his insides are on his outside! (Euw, Gross, Barforama!)
Hey, wait a minute i feel kinda funny!
Great, just great, First I', kidnaped and thrown into a hole, then the room starts spinning and i get dizzy, and jus twhen you thought it couldn't get any worse, the room practically lights on fire, my best freind explodes, and now i have these huge white puffy things all over me! i don't think anything else could happen now!
Oh No! Now were flying through the air! Hey i think i like this except what is that black hole with the white pointy things surrounding in and the big red blob hanging out? What di dyou say? I'm going to be eaten? what the heck does that word mean? what the heck is eaten?
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Were going to die! we're gonna......MMMMMMmmmmppppphhhhhh!
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